Don’tcha Wish Your 6-Bys Were Hot Like This
As hip-hop music mogul and pop culture icon DJ Khaled once famously said, “ANOTHER ONE!”
The dynamic duo of Brandon & Collin are back with another hit infomercial! After showing off the amazing reliability of the Blitz 400, our heroes decided to show the world the greatness of the Avenger H2006. And by “our heroes decided to,” I of course mean that Brandon forced Collin into it.
The results speak for themselves, however; and the versatility and on-set benefits of the H2006 6×6 frame are undeniable.
The Avenger H2006 Infomercial
Transcription of Avenger H2006 Infomercial
Brandon: I’m Brandon Peterson with ECG Productions. And this is my lovely assistant, Collin Ingram. You’re on set, you need to build a six by frame, the DP’s screaming at you and you have three minutes to set up a six by.
Collin: Two. Two.
Brandon: I’m Brandon Peterson with ECG Productions. And this is my lovely assistant, Collin Ingram. You’re on set, you need to build a six by frame, the DP’s screaming at you and you have three minutes to set up a six by.
Collin: Two. Two.
Brandon: Two minutes. And how many pieces do you have to set up?
Collin: Eight, nine.
Brandon: 12.
Collin: 12.
Brandon: 12 cases. Each side has a bar, you have the corner pieces, you have the ears, you have the different screws. And it’s just like, you’re like this on set.
Collin: It’s a mess.
Brandon: And the DP is yelling at you.
Collin: Screaming. Like a banshee.
Brandon: Get the six by up. And you’re like, I wish I had this, right here. This is the Avenger H2006. And look at this. One piece collapsible, on the frame, it’s all one piece. It’s amazing. This would normally be six, eight, 12 pieces, something, lots of pieces.
Collin: Too many.
Brandon: And now this ear. Let’s talk about the ears.
Collin: Oh my God, the ears.
Brandon: The ears have the built in screws, so there’s all one piece, each ear is one piece, so for the total set, for the six by frame, is three pieces. Can you believe that Collin?
Collin: I mean, it’s unbelievable. So no.
Brandon: It’s incredible. So here we go, we’re going to assemble it. It’s so easy, we’ve done this like two times and we’re already experts.
We’ve done this like two times and we’re already experts. You simply attach it, get a shot of this, come, get a shot of this. You have to see. See how it just goes right around the joint, holding it in place so it can no longer collapse. So now we have a solid six by frame. And we’re putting it, and we’re screwing it in and it’s all one piece. You have the ear, all one piece. There’s no corners, it’s all one piece now, and we’re going to put it in place. Here we go. Ups a daisy, okay. We’re going to adjust nicely and stand. Look at that, it’s on. We’re going to let it slide in. Forward.
Collin: Wow.
Brandon: And look at this. A beautiful six by six frame. You can put your diffusion on it, I’m talking quarter grid.
Collin: Oh, 250?
Brandon: Oh, 250, sure. Why not? 216, 251, full light grid.
Collin: Now Brandon, I like to bounce.
Brandon: Oh, oh, the ultra bounce. Don’t get me started on the ultra bounce.
Brandon: And here we have a beautiful, six by six light grid diffusion.
Collin: That’s the best.
Brandon: Let’s put it on.
Collin: Just the best.
Brandon: In one, two, three. Wow!
Collin: Oh my goodness!
Brandon: Beautiful! Oh, it’s so tight, it’s nice and tight. You can bounce a quarter of that. My mom would be proud.
Collin: She’s a sweet lady.
Brandon: And you just put your light behind here. You fill up the frame with your light. And you have a beautiful, soft, large source that will fill the room with ambient light and make your actors look so beautiful.
Collin: I can’t wait, I really can’t.
Brandon: More beautiful that they’ve ever looked.
Collin: And they look pretty good.
Brandon: So there you have it. The beautiful, the collapsible, Avenger H2006, six by frame.